tick, or a schlong. In fact, I hate everything abou…. I’m not entirely sure what to call that piece of me now. It isn’t the average vagina anymore, and I am not interested in claiming it as my “T-Dick.” It’s not a vajayjay, a slit, a cooter or a coochie, a poontang, a hole, a peen, a D, a member, a dong, a joystick, or a schlong. In fact, I hate everything about my previous sentence.